RAINBOW DEALER

GET READY TO EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST VOYAGE OF AN INTERGALACTIC HEIST OVER THE MOST DANGEROUS DRUG IN EXISTENCE, WHERE ONE COMPLETELY UNQUALIFIED HUMAN BECOMES THE LAST HOPE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

" An absolute must read book!
Rainbow Dealer is hilarious, chaotic, and unexpectedly emotional, following a completely unqualified human who gets dragged into a cosmic heist .
I didn’t know whether to laugh, panic, or stare into space questioning reality… so I did all three.
Easily one of the most original sci-fi stories I’ve read in years.”

" Rainbow Dealer is one of the most wildly original sci-fi books to come along in years! I fell in love with the main character, it’s a page-turner dialed to 100.
It’s sharp, absurd, visually insane, and somehow still grounded in a very human story about purpose and chaos.
I laughed, I cried, this book really got me. I loved it.
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“Rainbow Dealer completely hijacked my life! I genuinely could not stop reading it!
Every chapter ends on a twist that pulls you deeper into this insane intergalactic universe.
I kept telling myself ‘just one more chapter,’ and suddenly it was 3AM and I was still going.
It’s fast, addictive, wildly imaginative, and somehow still emotional underneath all the chaos.
I’ve never been this hooked on a sci-fi book before.”

THE BRIEF

Meet David, a burnt-out, drifting nobody, stuck on autopilot in a dead-end hotel job in Hawaii, quietly accepting that life isn’t going anywhere particularly interesting.

He is not uniquely gifted. He’s awkward, underqualified, and constantly overwhelmed by the chaos unfolding around him; arguably the worst possible candidate for an intergalactic crisis, which is exactly what makes it work.

A CELESTIAL INTERVENTION

David and his alien partner in crime are the ultimate mismatched duo; one a burnt-out human barely holding it together, the other a smug alien who thrives in chaos. What begins as a one-sided partnership built on manipulation slowly evolves into a tense, unpredictable bond, part handler and liability, part reluctant friendship, held together by survival, secrets, and a growing, unspoken trust.

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Blazing at a staggering 299,792,458 metres per second, light defines the ultimate speed limit of the cosmos, yet few realize that gravity waves race alongside in a perfect tie, rippling through the vacuum of spacetime at that same unbreakable velocity.

While humans perceive the world through a basic 3 color lens, the mantis shrimp stalks the abyss with a 16 channel hyper-spectral sensor. they can track ghost-like prey and broadcast encrypted "codes" across their shells, operating on a visual frequency so advanced it makes human vision look like a black and white silent film

Einstein’s "Block Universe" theory suggests that time is the 4th dimension where the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously in a single, unchanging structure.

In the realm of quantum physics, entanglement is what Einstein famously called "spooky action at a distance." It occurs when two particles become so deeply linked that they share a single existence, regardless of how many light-years of space lie between them.

GET YOUR COPY OF RAINBOW DEALER NOW AND DIVE INTO THE WILDEST INTERGALACTIC STORY YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE.