RAINBOW DEALER
WHAT IF RAINBOWS WERE THE MOST POWERFUL DRUG IN THE UNIVERSE? David Miller is a burnt-out hotel chef in Hawaii with no ambition, no plan, and absolutely no qualifications for saving the universe.
Then an alien drug dealer crawls out of his bathroom mirror. He needs David's help stealing a rainbow. The catch? Pulling off this heist could mean the end of the universe.
RAINBOW DEALER is a darkly comic, mind-bending sci-fi adventure about alien drugs, free will, and the unsettling possibility that reality is nothing like we think it is.
“Hilarious, chaotic, and unexpectedly emotional.” — Garrett Smith
"A fast, wildly inventive page-turner that hits you with unexpected emotional depth and philosophical punch." — Clara Brooks
“Sharp, absurd, visually insane, and somehow still deeply human—a cosmic trip you won't want to come down from.” — Michael Tenner
THE BRIEF
Meet David, a burnt-out, drifting nobody, stuck on autopilot in a dead-end hotel job in Hawaii, quietly accepting that life isn’t going anywhere particularly interesting.
Then an alien drug dealer crawls out of his bathroom mirror and asks him for help.
Not with money.
Not with food.
With a rainbow.
Because across the universe, rainbows aren't just pretty.
They're drugs.
And David has been chosen to help steal one.
The only problem?
He has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
A CELESTIAL INTERVENTION
David and his alien partner in crime are the ultimate mismatched duo; one a burnt-out human barely holding it together, the other a smug alien who thrives in chaos. What begins as a one-sided partnership built on manipulation slowly evolves into a tense, unpredictable bond, part handler and liability, part reluctant friendship, held together by survival, secrets, and a growing, unspoken trust.
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HIGHLY ORIGINAL
RAINBOWS ARE DRUGS
WITTY
THRILLING
HEARTBREAKING
CAPTIVATING
Hilarious
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The Science Behind the Madness
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Blazing at a staggering 299,792,458 metres per second, light defines the ultimate speed limit of the cosmos, yet few realize that gravity waves race alongside in a perfect tie, rippling through the vacuum of spacetime at that same unbreakable velocity.
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While humans perceive the world through a basic 3 color lens, the mantis shrimp stalks the abyss with a 16 channel hyper-spectral sensor. they can track ghost-like prey and broadcast encrypted "codes" across their shells, operating on a visual frequency so advanced it makes human vision look like a black and white silent film
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Einstein’s "Block Universe" theory suggests that time is the 4th dimension where the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously in a single, unchanging structure.
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In the realm of quantum physics, entanglement is what Einstein famously called "spooky action at a distance." It occurs when two particles become so deeply linked that they share a single existence, regardless of how many light-years of space lie between them.
About the Author
Alon Mor spent years running product teams and building complex systems in the tech industry, which basically means he spent two decades practicing how to manage massive, unpredictable disasters before he decided to write about them.
RAINBOW DEALER is his debut novel, born from a steady stream of espresso, an overactive imagination, late-night deep dives into theoretical astrophysics, and a lingering suspicion that the universe is just running on a broken script.
When he isn’t inventing absurd intergalactic heists or worrying about quantum entanglement, he lives in London with his wife and two children, who keep him grounded in reality whenever the fictional galaxies start getting a little too loud. He is currently hard at work on his next story, assuming the universe doesn't implode first.
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